Tuesday 9 June 2015

What is "Kenyan Culture"?

Punishing children for speaking mother tongue in school is just plain stupid .... Just like Prof Ngugi wa Thiong'o pointed out yesterday. Our mother toungues should technically be our primary languages, not something to be considered "low class" or "backward".

But at the same time lets also accept reality ..... our mother tongues and cultures have effectively been killed in the wake of globalization.

This is because they couldn't adapt to a changing world quickly enough. The only way they can be revived right now is through the mercy of digital companies like Google and Microsoft; via their translation programs.



Reality: Lets just speak English and Chinese.

And we can work together to put in place a new Kenyan culture. Without the luggage of the old "junk" ......

We can borrow from everywhere (including our grandfathers' cultures), and create something better. And we can even "edit" these foreign laguages and make them our own.

Just look at China. "New + Old" is seriously working for them!

Wednesday 26 November 2014

Mini-Skirts and Freedom of dressing (Decency)....


If we cant give people freedom for the sake of the principle, then lets at least give them freedom for the sake of our own selfish ends.

Giving people freedom to dress in whatever way they see fit is actually very good for everybody; even Christians, "African Culture people", and dare I say ..... Muslims. Let me explain:

For the last few weeks there have been several incidents in Nairobi where women get roughed up, and even stripped naked ....... reason being, they were dressed "indecently".

Now, am a very liberal guy. But I actually do understand what these guys are trying to say:

Staring at boobs and thighs in the middle of the day when you are trying to get stuff done is quite distracting.

Are we supposed to be horny 24/7?

But here is what am thinking; the people who publicly humiliated "indecent" women not only expressed themselves in a poor way, but they actually ended up depriving themselves of a very valuable resource. And by resource I don't mean naked thighs ..... I mean data/ information.

Data? What data?

"Personality type" data, and "Psychological status" data ...... Let me clarify:

Christians and Muslims want to go to heaven. And follower of "African culture" want to live in a virgin land where people live partly like animals (is that what African Culture is?). Anyway, either way in the equation, there is a utopia where people live happily ever after.

But wait! There is a catch in all the utopias concept! Everyone has to go through "Judgement" before they can enter heaven. Judgement  is meant to weed out "undesirables". And how are these undesirable identified? ..... through their "deeds". Which basically translates into "people get judged based on their actions, plus the effects of their actions".

A lawyer would point out an interesting fact: ..... before you get judged, you  must have at least ACTED at one time in an HONEST way that can be used to gauge who you are. No action means inability to judge. No one can judge someone who has done completely nothing; good or bad ...... I guess its the reason "God" invented "freewill". And its also the reason "children" get to have a free pass to heaven (based on "Holy books").

Anyway. This brings me to the reason am writing this:

Just like "God", we humans need DATA for us to be able to judge fellow humans......... And for us to be able to judge people, we would need them to act in an "honest" manner that is true to their "basic nature" or their current state of mind. .......We need people to have freedom to reveal who they are, and thereafter we can make decisions using "good data".

And why would we want to be judging people? ....... A better question would be, why not? ..... We judge people so we can know who to become friends with, who to marry and procreate with, who has the necessary skills to deliver on particular tasks, and also just to build a mental database of who is who ..... for our stereotyping needs. Judging people is built into our basic nature. We cant help it. I guess it is one of those ways in which we are in the image of God.

Anyway, back to the point: to make judgement we need accurate information.

If we imposed one dress-code, and speech-code to everyone, then everyone would look the same and talk the same. Thus everyone would be like a chameleon; blending into the background and not revealing their true colors. Now how would society benefit from that? A killer would look and talk exactly like a priest. A conman would look exactly like a real leader/ businessman. Everyone would look the same and the whole system would turn to shit as it ate itself from inside out, ....... seeing as it would be impossible to know who is who, and what goes where.

Now what about a "free" society where women are allowed to wear mini-skirts, make-up, and talk shit to their heart's content. Would it be a horrible society? .... I don't know.... What I know is that it would be a honest society where we can easily know who is who, and what goes where.

Example: You are a promiscuous guy looking for a one night stand. Your version of heaven involves having sex with seven young women. .......What to do? ...... Easy! ..... spot the scantily dressed women with excess make-up, who are begging for attention from men. Give them strategic attention, and in return you get sex ..... heaven!

What if you are a "serious" guy who likes "serious" women? ...... What to do?!..... Easy! ....... keep an eye out for women who have at least two thirds of their bodies covered; including neck, elbows, thighs and knees (meaning: protective of self, not a supporter of full disclosure), with clean+ironed clothes of fashion that is at least 40yrs back. Plus hair would be all natural - clean and combed/ trimmed; non of that purchased Indian hair or horses tails ...... you would sit with her, talk philosophy, business, and any other important shit .......perhaps at some point she would bend over (in a dark bedroom at night), you would deposit some sperms into her for purposes of procreation (preferably after you sign a document proclaiming that you own one another, forever)....... heaven!

As you can see there are different versions of heaven (nobody actually knows the details of the "one true heaven"), and most of them are actually capable of co-existing side by side. And people could actually be able to walk back and forth between one heaven and another.

In the end "bad apples" like killers, liars, thieves, rapists, ET c end up showing their true colors and we can identify them and act accordingly.

In the end even if that mini-skirt offends you ..... you should just learn to give it a blind eye ..... and only see people dressed in whatever way you want. ...... as a matter of fact our senses normally absorb lots of information on a second-by-second basis, but we only normally process a tiny fraction of the data based on our needs and mindsets at the moment.

In the end you will find that you will mostly end up with people who behave in accordance with your "heaven" ....... rather than picking wolf in sheep skin 80% of the time (which is what would happen in a pretend, "lets force everyone to be the same" society).

The FREEDOM of that lady to wear that mini-skirt then becomes your tool to build your heaven! Amazing how it all fits together?!

Besides if ever you get super horny and want to cross to the other side, they would be there. All you need is to change your mindset and viola! Another heaven opens up ...... you can engage in debauchery with honest people in that heaven, and when you get tired you just go back to your "home heaven" (if they will accept you back - forgiveness!).

It all works together quite nicely, if only we can leave "it" alone.

So, the point is: Imposing your narrow standards on people not only harms other people, but also harms you. Live and let live, and let everyone be honest to themselves. Diversity is a blessing, and maybe one day you would need the type of person that the other side represents.

Even peaceful countries need a few killers to protect them from enemies. Even though we may not want killers to do "their thing" on a daily basis near where we stay with our loved ones. But if we kill all killers, then who will kill for us when we need a killer?

Let the ladies who want mini-skirts wear them, and let the bui-bui wearers also be. Let everyone be honest, so we can know who is who, and who goes where.

If you cant respect the lady for who she is at least respect her for your own selfish needs. Her personality traits are most definitely good for something, even if you don't know what that usefulness may be at the time. After all, her genes survived through the ages for a reason (or "God" created her that way for a reason - so don't change God's work).

Lets all be honest. Live and let live.



Monday 13 October 2014

The antelope prayer ...

An antelope complaining about the behavior of a leopard, is just wasting time. The leopard is still a leopard .... and it will still do what leopards do!!!

Better to find ways to make the leopard change its behaviour by reducing the rewards, or increasing the risk. Then the leopard would be forced to change.

No pain, no gain? ..... I dont like pain!


"Nothing good comes without sacrifice" ....

WRONG!!!! (What if you die right after the "sacrifice" part?!)

In the last 5yrs I have discovered that you don't have to be sad first before you can be happy.

Whenever you do things that make you sad, and you have to struggle ...... you are probably doing something wrong!

My key is planning, and making slow but sure steps towards the goal ......EVERYDAY SINGLE DAY.

And believe me, there is nothing more pleasurable than when a good plan is coming together.

Sacrifice not required, just knowledge and a good plan.

Also, money is never the objective ....... the important things in my book are "FACTORS OF RESULTS"

Factors of results are anything that gets you closer to your objective: the biggest one being high quality individuals ........ meaning picking associations carefully (ditching some friends), and having long term friends based on trust.

Don't judge people based on what they say or what they do. ...... Judge based on the RESULTS of their action.

Other factors include:

- Information/ knowledge (free from internet).
- Reputation (think before talking/ moving ...... be the master of your public image, don't let it "just happen")
- A rent-less "headquarters" (join Nyumba2030 or other such org)
- And finally some money to purchase "materials" (if you can get "materials" without using money, e.g. inheritance, then the better!)

Thursday 25 September 2014

Jubilee coalition vs CORD coalition ...... again ...

Raila supporters are celebrating the failure by govt to deliver laptops to class 1 pupils.

While the merits of providing laptops to a starving population can be debated, some part of me wishes this project would have succeeded.

A flood of laptops would have had some effect in the minds of the youth of Kenya.

Laptop are still viewed as luxury items, and they are not! In the information age a computing device is as essential as oxygen ....

Like a lion that has to adapt to the jungle by developing teeth, claws, and quick muscles, ...... so a child in 2014 must adapt by having a laptop/ smartphone.

Otherwise they will starve anyways, just like a lion that cant hunt.

Sunday 7 September 2014

The recipe for creating God:

Some improbable event occurs, then one person starts to suspect some "sinister forces" (since an understanding of the underlying system is missing).

Another person will then personify those sinister forces and give them a name (a new proper noun/ pronoun comes into existence).

A third person hears a conversation between the first two people .....; he becomes scared shitless, and starts to "spread the word" .....

The first two people "hear the gospel" and are amazed since "they also thought the same thing" (self fulfilling prophecy).

Before you know it a religion is created, with the "named force" as its god.


And its all fueled by fear, so it grows very rapidly.

All "funny" and improbable events are henceforth attributed to the named force/ being.

Non-believers are quickly branded agents of the "dark side" (and nobody wants that!).

Happy Sunday friends! ("Sun" day?!)



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So now we have many "gods" created by people from all over the place ....... but how about "The One True God"?:

Ones many gods are created, one of them will emerge as the strongest (basically the one supported by the most violent people)...

So, then "
The One True God" is created.

Evil is dangerous! (Short term gain, long term trouble)

EVIL IS LIKE AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE; when you encounter it, you can easily get infected and then pass it on.

For example when you are driving on the highway and a matatu driver cuts into your lane. He has basically defecated into your brain.

What happens next is that your brain starts to stink, and 10 minutes later you cut into some other driver's lane. And now you have thrown faeces into that driver's brain!

The chain reaction continues, and before you know it, the whole city has shit heads driving in the highways!

IN LIFE YOU MUST DEFEND YOUR BRAIN AT ALL COSTS. Even more than your body.

Whenever you encounter evil, you must quickly RESET your brain. Inoculate yourself (ask me how).

Don't get infected, and don't pass it on.

THE BRAIN IS THE BATTLEFIELD OF SPIRITUAL WARFARE.

Good morning, and good day to you all .........



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I know that line about "spiritual warfare" looks spooky, but here is the thought behind it:

Believe it or not physical violence is on the decline.

But ironically, the human need to influence others (for subjugation, influence decision making, "make like oneself", sizing-up, and all other mostly nefarious purposes) is actually increasing.

So how do people conduct war and violence in 2014 when they cant use overt weapons? ........ mostly through what  I  call "negative emotional transference" and the "uncontrolled battle of wills".

For example, your boss wants you to be at your desk at 8am  sharp even if he knows work truly begins at 11am (imposing her will).

In the example of the road; a person who has "self-esteem issues" or has just been frustrated by a more powerful person seeks to show the world that he is "important" - and he does so by frustrating anyone he meets ..... and engaging in behaviors meant to bring negative emotional states (especially on other motorists, who are perceived as "threats" - have money).

The seduction rituals use this as a primary tool. So do individuals who want to sow seeds of discord between friends/ lovers/ family.

Or, imagine how Americans (propaganda) and Jews (religion) have a big chunk of the planet "by the balls"!

Anyway, bottom line is that people largely fight through destabilizing other people's emotional balance. And if a person is not aware (which is usually the case), they normally fall victim ....... and then pass the negativity on.

This is the basic mechanism that witchcraft uses, in conjunction with select chemicals (the Luo call it "juok").

So, guard your brain from useless influences. And there are many ways to do this; the easiest being ........ to have a clear "purpose/ objective" at all times and ignoring stimuli that don't move you towards the objective

Acknowledge positive forces, ignore negating forces - unless the negating force compels you to fight. And even then, make the fight quick and "deadly" so that it doesn't consume your time, then quickly "reset" your mind and get back on track.

Long story short: people focus on protecting their bodies, when the truth is that if a person can control your mind ....... then your body really has no choice but to "play ball"!!!

Most Politicians are actually aware of these mechanisms!